Author: levisimons

Why doesn’t the Magic 8-ball have eight responses?Maybe. How’s this going to work?Easy, just email me (levisimons@gmail.com) any Youtube video under 5

I just want pictures. Here are pictures. Otherwise….. 15 years. Half a generation. A bit over the half-life of Plutonium-241.

I’m tired of my bad habits, what should I do ?Apply them to novel situations. How’s this going to work?Easy,

“Life can only be understood backward; but it must be lived looking forward.” ~ Søren Kierkegaard Oddly enough, we’re here.

What, why is this on a Friday?Change is scary. Scheduling conflicts, more so. How’s this going to work?Easy, just email

What’s the most important thing you’ve learned recently?Hell, at the least the Buddhist one, is way more fun than heaven

What’s your safest aesthetic prediction?That illustrations generated by DALL-E will be this generation’s burnt-orange shag carpet. How’s this going to

Weezer has been hanging out in front of my house now for days, and it’s making me very uncomfortable. What

How do you keep finding videos?WE ARE THE ALPHA AND OMEGA. WE HAVE SEEN EVERY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE, ALL 1200

If Mary Shelley lived to see meme culture she’d come to Video Dim Sum too. How’s this going to work?Easy,

For some people culture is an endurance sport. How’s this going to work?Easy, just email me (levisimons@gmail.com) any Youtube video under 5

Why do I see so many people crying while eating Funyuns?Many snack foods are aspirational. Funyuns are in a rarer